my PSYCHOTIC sugar daddy story. you aren't ready.

…a minimum listening to this story and that's just the way it's gonna be and if you don't like it you can suck my dick sorry i'm angry i realize the david dobrik style jump cut four…proper use

…this fucking story you're here so strap the fuck in and you're here okay and if you don't like it suck my dick but really i i sat down right now with five espresso shots over ice…proper use

…already know this video isn't getting monetized so i might as well get high cue every comment it's like and this is the start of tana's downfall like i haven't smoked weed since like seventh grade to…quotative · filler

…might as well get high cue every comment it's like and this is the start of tana's downfall like i haven't smoked weed since like seventh grade to be real with you probably one of the craziest…filler · filler

…every comment it's like and this is the start of tana's downfall like i haven't smoked weed since like seventh grade to be real with you probably one of the craziest stories i've ever told on my…hedge · filler

…channel and it's also probably a bad time to tell it because it's so crazy that i feel like 99 of people are going to hear it and be like that's fake your story's fake you're lying…proper use

…because it's so crazy that i feel like 99 of people are going to hear it and be like that's fake your story's fake you're lying and i get that if i heard this story from some…quotative · filler

…story's fake you're lying and i get that if i heard this story from some dumb bitch at like a hollywood party i would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off…filler · filler

…that if i heard this story from some dumb bitch at like a hollywood party i would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off you know and i get that going…quotative · filler

…this story from some dumb bitch at like a hollywood party i would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off you know and i get that going into this and i'm…filler · filler

…bitch at like a hollywood party i would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off you know and i get that going into this and i'm accepting the way it's gonna…filler · filler

…lot but another thing that's really prohibited me from telling this story is to be real with you like how bad it makes me look and not only how bad it makes me look but like my…filler · filler

…you like how bad it makes me look and not only how bad it makes me look but like my mom's gonna watch this like hi mom jordan's gonna watch this hi hi jordan i'm sorry every…filler · filler

…me look and not only how bad it makes me look but like my mom's gonna watch this like hi mom jordan's gonna watch this hi hi jordan i'm sorry every guy to potentially ever date me…filler · filler

…me ever may come across this video and i'm accepting that going into it and it sucks so like if you're gonna date that would be a lie i was gonna say i didn't have a sugar…filler · filler

…gonna date that would be a lie i was gonna say i didn't have a sugar daddy but like this is literally sugar daddy's if you're gonna date me and you're watching this i didn't sell my…filler · filler

…me and you're watching this i didn't sell my pussy for money if you're wondering hi future boyfriend like i can't wait to get married he like i mean i guess we should just get right into…filler · filler

…my pussy for money if you're wondering hi future boyfriend like i can't wait to get married he like i mean i guess we should just get right into it i just want you to know like…filler · filler

…like i mean i guess we should just get right into it i just want you to know like if you are watching this this is for you i gave up on this video mentally for me…filler · filler

…if you are watching this this is for you i gave up on this video mentally for me like six months ago when i'd filmed it the fourth time every single time i film it it's four…hedge · filler

…hours of footage i've edited it every single time and then i pussy out i delete the footage like whatever like at this point it is entirely for you i don't wanna do this but i want…filler · filler

…footage i've edited it every single time and then i pussy out i delete the footage like whatever like at this point it is entirely for you i don't wanna do this but i want you to…filler · filler

…wanna do this but i want you to know yeah this also might be my next video so like what's up real time fuck with me david dover just kidding he's he's doing just fine and if…filler · filler

…place almost a year ago which is insane because i've been trying to film this story since it like took place a few months prior what is my life i just got off of my first world…filler · filler

…to stay in for a week and just kind of relax and get worked out in la and like party and like whatever the fuck so i'm staying in this house it's fucking beautiful like literally it's…filler · filler

…for a week and just kind of relax and get worked out in la and like party and like whatever the fuck so i'm staying in this house it's fucking beautiful like literally it's like this gorgeous…filler · filler

…la and like party and like whatever the fuck so i'm staying in this house it's fucking beautiful like literally it's like this gorgeous mansion in hollywood hills i'm not over exaggerating i will literally link the…filler · filler

…party and like whatever the fuck so i'm staying in this house it's fucking beautiful like literally it's like this gorgeous mansion in hollywood hills i'm not over exaggerating i will literally link the house tour below…filler · filler

…will literally link the house tour below and i'm living lavish as fuck i wanna keep living lavish like any bitch and for some reason at this time in life oh god this story's so long like…proper use

…like any bitch and for some reason at this time in life oh god this story's so long like right now i feel like i'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that i just have…filler · filler

…some reason at this time in life oh god this story's so long like right now i feel like i'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that i just have to like talk my way…proper use

…now i feel like i'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that i just have to like talk my way through for the next five hours a little bit of backstory very very quickly i…filler · filler

…my way through for the next five hours a little bit of backstory very very quickly i feel like at this time of life more than ever getting a sugar daddy and having a sugar daddy and…proper use

…getting a sugar daddy and having a sugar daddy and having a sugar daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like…filler · filler

…daddy and having a sugar daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like all like jokes on twitter were about and…filler · filler

…daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like all like jokes on twitter were about and like what everyone was talking…filler · filler

…like all that kind of bullshit was so like prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like all like jokes on twitter were about and like what everyone was talking about at the time and…proper use

…that kind of bullshit was so like prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like all like jokes on twitter were about and like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was…filler · filler

…prevalent in the world like that's what i feel like all like jokes on twitter were about and like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more of like a…filler · filler

…jokes on twitter were about and like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more of like a mystery than all of my like youtuber friends in la and i'm…filler · filler

…and like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more of like a mystery than all of my like youtuber friends in la and i'm talking like your favorite beauty…filler · filler

…at the time and it was like so much more of like a mystery than all of my like youtuber friends in la and i'm talking like your favorite beauty gurus who you think of like never…filler · filler

…much more of like a mystery than all of my like youtuber friends in la and i'm talking like your favorite beauty gurus who you think of like never sucked the dick before like all had secret…filler · filler

…my like youtuber friends in la and i'm talking like your favorite beauty gurus who you think of like never sucked the dick before like all had secret sugar daddies buying all their designer bags literally i'm…filler · filler

…and i'm talking like your favorite beauty gurus who you think of like never sucked the dick before like all had secret sugar daddies buying all their designer bags literally i'm not even kidding you i remember…filler · filler

…me the pussy picks she was going to snapchat her sugar daddy so that he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch…hedge · filler

…picks she was going to snapchat her sugar daddy so that he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like…filler · filler

…daddy so that he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like 20 racks at beautycon to like smile with…filler · filler

…send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like 20 racks at beautycon to like smile with the lipstick and she was…filler · filler

…like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like 20 racks at beautycon to like smile with the lipstick and she was out here popping her pussy…hedge · filler

…it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like 20 racks at beautycon to like smile with the lipstick and she was out here popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a…filler · filler

…racks at beautycon to like smile with the lipstick and she was out here popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a guy that she met on seeking arrangements like five hours prior it made no…hedge · filler

…out here popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a guy that she met on seeking arrangements like five hours prior it made no sense to me and like all my friends in vegas like at…hedge · filler

…guy that she met on seeking arrangements like five hours prior it made no sense to me and like all my friends in vegas like at home that i like grew up with and went to high…filler · filler

…arrangements like five hours prior it made no sense to me and like all my friends in vegas like at home that i like grew up with and went to high school with were like on seeking…filler · filler

…it made no sense to me and like all my friends in vegas like at home that i like grew up with and went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements and would like post…filler · filler

…in vegas like at home that i like grew up with and went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements and would like post on their finsters about it and i followed other fences and…quotative · filler

…i like grew up with and went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements and would like post on their finsters about it and i followed other fences and i was always seeing these like…filler · filler

…like post on their finsters about it and i followed other fences and i was always seeing these like vegas hoes who like came from fucking nothing and like had no money just like me and came…filler · filler

…finsters about it and i followed other fences and i was always seeing these like vegas hoes who like came from fucking nothing and like had no money just like me and came up like me with…filler · filler